Commitment Dabbler Mugs

Fishbowl Dating

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Marriage teaches you loyalty and tolerance...'-'Things you don't need if you are single.'