Commitment Dabbler Mugs

Fishbowl Dating

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Marriage teaches you loyalty and tolerance...'-'Things you don't need if you are single.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'