Commitment Jugglers Pillows

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Yes ... no!"

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"I now declare a thumb war."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"