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Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Yes ... no!"

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Joy Of Txt...

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

How about swapping wives for the day?

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."