Commitment Challengers Pillows

"Today's man lesson is 'The Art of Promising'."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Preachers with far too much input

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"I need a man who will commit."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

'I said commit to me.'

'He's never gonna marry me now, Mum.'

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, for what it's worth,'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'