Commitment Challengers Prints

"Today's man lesson is 'The Art of Promising'."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

Preachers with far too much input

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I need a man who will commit."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

'I said commit to me.'

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'He's never gonna marry me now, Mum.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, for what it's worth,'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."