Commitment Challenger Prints

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

"I'm not sure I can make it next week."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Omigod. You're backpedalling."

"Will you manage me?"

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Danger: Marriage License Bureau

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Do not think outside the box!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Preachers with far too much input

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'