Commitment Skeptics Pillows

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

"We've elected to uninstall our wedding vows."

'Last chance, Fred - do you really want to do this?'

"My perfect body accepts my husband's bank account until death or a very expensive divorce do us part."

'Oh for crying out loud, Harold! Using a pencil to sign the marriage certificate? Can't you commit to anything?'

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

"Do you offer a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Preachers with far too much input

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'It can't last.'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"