Commitment Skeptics Gifts

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

"We've elected to uninstall our wedding vows."

'Last chance, Fred - do you really want to do this?'

"My perfect body accepts my husband's bank account until death or a very expensive divorce do us part."

'Oh for crying out loud, Harold! Using a pencil to sign the marriage certificate? Can't you commit to anything?'

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

"Do you offer a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Hello, Susie, it's R

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Preachers with far too much input

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"

'It can't last.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"