Commitment-phobes Gifts

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'A trial separation? But this is the first time we've met!'

'Can I get a refund if we break up before Valentine's Day?'

'And this risk assessment is definitely only for the week you say.'

'You KNOW I'm not ready to be tied down with marriage! Hey...is my laundry done yet, and what's for dinner?'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Can we kind of get married?'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"And you're telling me this because?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"