Commitment-phobes Gifts

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'A trial separation? But this is the first time we've met!'

'Can I get a refund if we break up before Valentine's Day?'

'And this risk assessment is definitely only for the week you say.'

'You KNOW I'm not ready to be tied down with marriage! Hey...is my laundry done yet, and what's for dinner?'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Can we kind of get married?'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Hello, Susie, it's R

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"

"And you're telling me this because?"

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"