Commitment-phobia Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the commitment-phobia philosopher? Discover humorous and clever items that celebrate their love for deep thinking without the commitment. Ideal for any curious mind that enjoys a good laugh and a touch of wisdom, our collection offers playful insights and witty designs. Whether they’re pondering life’s big questions or simply avoiding long-term plans, these gifts make a delightful surprise that resonates with their thoughtful yet carefree spirit.

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"He won't make a commitment until he's sure of his exit strategy."

"He won't make a commitment until he's sure of his exit strategy." mockup

"He won't make a commitment until he's sure of his exit strategy."

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Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

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'No, but thanks for asking,'

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"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead." mockup

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

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'Or you can rent by the week...'

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'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?' mockup

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

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'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?' mockup

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

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'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.' mockup

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

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"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man." mockup

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

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Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!' mockup

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

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"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!" mockup

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

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"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date." mockup

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

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'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.' mockup

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

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'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...' mockup

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

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'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...' mockup

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.' mockup

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

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Dating Death

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"And you're telling me this because?" mockup

"And you're telling me this because?"

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"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!" mockup

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

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'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!' mockup

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

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'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?' mockup

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

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'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?' mockup

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

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"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble." mockup

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

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"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?" mockup

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

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'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!' mockup

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

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"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up." mockup

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

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'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.' mockup

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

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'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?' mockup

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

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"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"

"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?" mockup

"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"

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Commitment-phobia Philosopher Gifts Collection

Commitment-phobia Philosopher Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring themes for the commitment-phobia philosopher—bring humor and insight to their daily routine.

Commitment-phobia Philosopher Pillows

Check out pillows with humorous and thoughtful quotes for the commitment-phobia philosopher—adding character and comfort to their space.

Commitment-phobia Philosopher Prints

View prints that celebrate the quirks of commitment-phobia philosophers—thought-provoking designs perfect for any expressive space.

Commitment-phobia Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the commitment-phobia philosopher—clever, witty, and perfect for those who prefer thinking over commitments.