Commitment-phobia Explorers Gifts

'Do you have something that says 'possessive but afraid of committment'?'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

Hello, Susie, it's R

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Dating Death

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'It can't last.'

'..to be your lawfully wedded husband? If so, signify by saying one of the following...'I definitely do', 'I might', 'I don't', or 'I definitely don't'.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."