Questioning Commitment Gifts

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Preachers with far too much input

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'It can't last.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

'I said commit to me.'

'He's never gonna marry me now, Mum.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, for what it's worth,'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.