Commitment Conundrum Gifts

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

"I do love you, Jack, but I don't want to give birth to your children."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, for what it's worth,'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'He's never gonna marry me now, Mum.'

'I said commit to me.'

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'