Commitment Critic Gifts

Preachers with far too much input

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Monogamy

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."