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Sue was desperate to get married. But not that desperate.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I do...with reservations.'

Monogamy

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

First Marriage

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Preachers with far too much input

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."