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Sue was desperate to get married. But not that desperate.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Monogamy

'I do...with reservations.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

First Marriage

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Preachers with far too much input

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.