Commitment Commentary Fan Gifts

"Trouble ahead"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

I break for toilet paper

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Preachers with far too much input

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Alpha males through the ages!

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

First Marriage

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Marriage & Divorce.

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"