Commitment Commentary Fan Prints

"Trouble ahead"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

I break for toilet paper

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

Preachers with far too much input

Alpha males through the ages!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

Marriage & Divorce.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"