Commitment Fanatic Mugs

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Futuristic Teenagers.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

A Friend in Need.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

First Marriage

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."