Commitment Enthusiasts Mugs

"What do you mean, you're getting cold feet? We've been married six years."

The second time around they cut you a little more slack.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Lovers' Leap

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Do you, Robert, promise to love and honor Susan, and keep looking for employment?'

'Thanks for a lovely evening. Would you like to come in and see my collection of wedding rings?'

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

First Marriage

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"I need a man who will commit."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"