True Confession Fan Gifts

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Confession Ratings.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

True confession

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."