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'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

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Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."