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'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

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"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

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"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'