Anonymity Adventurer Pillows

Bar conversation

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

2pm meet your Creator

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Desert Planet

Next World Tours

Napoleon marches off alone

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Concert still in progress