Anonymity Adventurer Prints

Bar conversation

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

2pm meet your Creator

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Next World Tours

Desert Planet

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Concert still in progress

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.