Atheist Adventurer Pillows

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

You had me at vintage.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Shoot For The Moon

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Halo Frisbee.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

2pm meet your Creator

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."