Atheist Explorer Pillows

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Crab with a clown face.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.