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Boy on father's knee

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Love Birds love just being together

Kiss

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Cakeless.

Apple Kiss

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Street signs in Motown.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Propriety

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

Witness protection programming.

My Life as a Troll

Miss Evans and the Eagle

"Can Lucy come out and date?"

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"