Innocent Lovebirds T-Shirts

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Love Trap

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Will you marry me?

Aging together

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Cat Stops Cupid

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Lesbian Couple

Serenading

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Dating

Cricket Lovers

Critics In Love

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'All I could find'

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."