Quirky Lovebirds T-Shirts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

"Well, we met on a 'Car Seat Safety' group. I joined to troll, she was a moderator, the rest is history."

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Will you marry me?

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Who said romance is dead?

Cat Stops Cupid

Lesbian Couple

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Cricket Lovers

Dating

Serenading

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Critics In Love

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Mermen

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

'All I could find'