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"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

"I love you, you big fool."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He's an abstract artist."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

Love Trap

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Will you marry me?