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"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

"I love you, you big fool."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Lap fish..."

"He's an abstract artist."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

Upper East Side Dog Park

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Will you marry me?

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'