Quirky Love Birds T-Shirts

'Sorry, Tim, I never kiss on the eighty-fifth date.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

You're the botanicals in my gin

"He was a sea rescue."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Will you marry me?

Cat Stops Cupid

Serenading

Lesbian Couple

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Cricket Lovers

Dating

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Critics In Love

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'All I could find'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'