Quirky Love Birds Pillows

'Sorry, Tim, I never kiss on the eighty-fifth date.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"He was a sea rescue."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Will you marry me?

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Cat Stops Cupid

Dating

Cricket Lovers

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Lesbian Couple

Serenading

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Critics In Love

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'All I could find'

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle