Modern Lovebirds T-Shirts

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

Wedding Tweets

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Romance

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Sauvignon Bonk

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

Romance

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

I only have eyes for you

Cupid and Targets

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Boat wedding.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Sitting in a tree

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."