Historical Lovebirds T-Shirts

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

The Book Lover

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Aging together

Will you marry me?

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"You'll do."

Who said romance is dead?

Cat Stops Cupid

Dating

Cricket Lovers

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Lesbian Couple

Serenading

Critics In Love

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'All I could find'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."