Prehistoric Lovebird T-Shirts

"This may be the night he asks me ... I saw him looking at engagement clubs today."

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Your website or mine?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"I love it!"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Who said romance is dead?

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Early career fair

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

Extinct dinosaur...

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'