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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Extinct dinosaur...

"What's a patent?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Is it free-range?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Dinersaurs.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Man invents the recall