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"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"What's a patent?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

A little bird told me...

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

This side is the gag reel.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Speech

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."