Prehistoric Drama Lover Mugs

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"What's a patent?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Speech

Proposal