Realist Lovebirds T-Shirts

Boyfriend gives his girlfriend a red rose with thorns.

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

Romance

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

I only have eyes for you

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Boat wedding.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Sitting in a tree

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"I heard they mate for life."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Layer cake

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love is when you watch television together.

"This will be hilarious!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."