Realist Lovebirds Pillows

Boyfriend gives his girlfriend a red rose with thorns.

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Cow in love'

Bear Costume

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Romance

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

I only have eyes for you

Cupid and Targets

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Layer cake

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Love is when you watch television together.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Tea of Love

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"