Innocent Lovebirds Gifts

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Love Trap

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Will you marry me?

Aging together

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Cat Stops Cupid

Serenading

Lesbian Couple

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Dating

Cricket Lovers

Critics In Love

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

'All I could find'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."