Incognito Lover T-Shirts

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Boy on father's knee

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

In Disguise.

'Watch yourself.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Groucho Chicken

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"How do I know it's really you?"

I'm not avoiding you!

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Incognito Cheshire

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

I'm not avoiding you!

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

Rogue Elephant.

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

Rental Agency. Yes, I want a single apartment. If I wanted to live with someone, I'd live in a togetherment!

'He's really into comic books.'

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"Who's the comedian?"

"Has anybody seen Riley?"