Incognito Artist T-Shirts

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

Incognito Cheshire

I'm not avoiding you!

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

I'm not avoiding you!

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Hitching Jesus.

Rogue Elephant.

"They told me I was going places. They just never told me where."

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'You've really got to get over your fear of exercising in public.'

"I agree, let's reveal our true identities once we get to know each other."

Mimes rescuing a mime from the 6th floor of a burning invisible building

@spydude is now following you. You idiot.

Consumer watch dog.