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If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"What's all this?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

I'm not avoiding you!

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Incognito Cheshire

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

I'm not avoiding you!

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

The meaning of life...

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

Rogue Elephant.

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'You've really got to get over your fear of exercising in public.'

Did you see my dog?

"I agree, let's reveal our true identities once we get to know each other."

@spydude is now following you. You idiot.

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Consumer watch dog.

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."