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'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I might just get a pie."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

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Enter. Exit. Your Choice

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Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

House of Waffling

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

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'Oh it's not what it looks like... We're lawyers!'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

What can I get you today? Clarity. I'm tired of not knowing what I am supposed to do with my life. Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have a scone or a donut? If you wait long enough, the right question comes around. Should I have milk or move to Canada?

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"