Indecision Aficionado Pillows

'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I might just get a pie."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

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"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

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'Oh it's not what it looks like... We're lawyers!'

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

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'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'