Indecision Artist Pillows

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Take a seat please sir."

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'