Indecision Guru Pillows

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

House of Waffling

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"The Woofs have it."

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Take a seat please sir."