Indecision Guru Prints

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"The Woofs have it."

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"