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European Parliament.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'So push has come to shove...'

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

'Deciding with whom to side is much easier since one of them became a shareholder.'

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Nice blend of automation with a trusted decision-making technique."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

The angel and the devil.

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"